Down on Fourth Avenue

To get everyone started, a remembrance:

Down on Fourth Avenue

I remember standing in my room at midnight

Trying to turn the heater on

There was this kelly green vinyl chair in our little living room

It looked great with the orange futon*

Through the long, lonely nights the radiator clanged

At 8 every weekend morning, nearby church bells rang

Down on Fourth Avenue

In the summer, my window air conditioner

I couldn’t plug it in the wall**

Well I’d park in the driveway beneath a window

My car was dented by its sudden fall

Unlike all the other houses, ours had no porch light

As I fumbled for my keys alone at night

Down on Fourth Avenue

And sometimes even now, when I’m feeling like I’m paying too much rent

I drift back in time and I remember that porch made of cement

Down on Fourth Avenue

Down on Fourth Avenue

* “chair” didn’t rhyme

** at least without one of those unsafe two-prong adapters that you can’t even buy anymore

22 Responses to “Down on Fourth Avenue”


  1. I apologize for my poor rhyming and lousy meter; too much work to do to spend too much time on this. However, since Main St. is a more amusing target:

    Wandered into Conor’s on a frozen Friday
    Like a party without the cheer
    All the staff were rude and hasty that night
    Spent $8 for a beer
    “Sometimes I can’t believe how much I have to pay,”
    Says the former hippie who now drives an SLK
    Down on Main Street

    Went out looking for groceries one night
    But I never found a single store
    I couldn’t even find a parking space
    With all the SUVs we needed more
    Sunglass Hut and Crazy Wisdom have nothing that you need
    And the scented candle-makers are makin’ out like thieves
    Down on Main Street

    And every time you see that street so empty and so cold
    You swear to God you’ll never meet an interesting soul
    Down on Main Street
    Down on Main Street


  2. This isn’t exactly what you’re looking for, I guess…but not everyone has dire memories of the downtown.

    I remember kissing under the million sparkly winter tree-lights
    Trying not to shock the prudes
    There was this small remainder bookstore, Afterwords,
    Where we knocked the snow off shoes
    For a long, warm hour we poked through the shelves,
    Showed each other finds, and forgot ourselves,
    Down on Main Street.

    In the coffeeshops, the poseurs, and the artistes,
    We used to mock them through the glass,
    When I slipped on ice you’d pull my hand,
    I cuddled close, let yuppies pass.
    Unlike all the self-important glitter of café and store,
    Small mitten-in-mitten walk meant something more,
    Down on Main Street.

    Like the ousted dim old office store, the former drugstore there,
    Some memory of you’s in the snowy air
    Down on Main Street.
    Down on Main Street.


  3. I remember lying on my futon at midnight
    Trying to get myself to rest
    There was this loud, rowdy party in the little club next-door
    I listened while they did their stuff
    Through the long, frigid nights they stopped my sleep
    Their bodies slamming to that punk-rock beat
    Down on Main Street

    Outside the Heidelberg after the last call
    The cops would watch ‘em get in cars
    Well I’d watch outside after closing time
    Trust me, walk if you go to bars
    During the daytime scientologists ruled the street
    I would avoid their block so they I did not meet
    Down on Main Street

    On the day I moved cross town I was tired and beat
    I left the block dancing on happy feet
    And left Main Street
    Down on Main Street

    I’m at a disadvantage because I don’t remember this song at all — sorry for the meter. And Dixie, I have memories like yours of Main Street, too….



  4. I remember trying to get some food at mid day
    Trying to get myself some lunch
    There sunburned fudgies everywhere they covered downtown
    Corn dogs into their face they stuffed
    Through all the fried carny-fare I wish there was something eat
    A carnival of no-one I’d care to meet
    Down on Main Street
    Down on Main Street

    In the craft boothes they had things on sticks
    I’d chuckle as I walked on past
    Well I fought through the crowd at lunch time
    Past the four-dollar water booths
    Unlike all the other smart townies
    I wish I’d taken vacation this week
    Stollers are running over my feet
    Down on Main Street
    Down on Main Street

    And every time you see that street so jammed with shit
    Craft-fair sellers are in search of more tasteless twits
    Down on Main Street
    Down on Main Street


  5. Down on Main Street (apologies to Charles Bukowski)

    I remember waking up on my stained mattress
    in my old room at the Y
    sock and holy t-shirt so smelly
    puddle of cum on my belly
    jaywalked across Fifth to the library
    checked for butts under my feet
    Down on Main Street
    Down on Main Street

    The Downtown club is long gone
    my old room but a memory
    the hookers and porno on Fourth Ave
    they’re gone too
    like the part time job I used to
    now I panhandle for spare change
    but can’t get within 10 feet
    Down on Main Street
    Down on Main Street

    Now I’ve got my basement room
    got a toilet and a little space
    shared with my sister and her cat
    the beer depot’s gone and so’s my hair
    so I got a stocking cap
    all I’ve got is time on my hands
    waiting for the summer heat
    Down on Main Street
    Down on Main street


  6. I never put it together before, but last time I was there, I think there was still that seedy hotel near the forth/ann street area. That must be a holdover?


  7. Anna, that was the Downtown Club, formerly (believe it or not) was the A2 YMCA. Now I think it’s offices. Maybe Washtenaw County offices?

    The Downtown Club was the last privately owned SRO downtown (The Y is publicly supported). It was seedy, but it served it’s purpose. The liberal do gooders in A2 essentially closed it down as part of the gentrification of the Kerrytown area. You know those kinds of places give A2 a bad name.


  8. I think she may be recalling the Embassy Hotel at the corner of Fourth and Huron. It’s still there. Still seedy. Anyone know the history of that place?


  9. Yeah - the Embassy. Thanks, David.

    I think the Downtown Club was long gone by the time I got to AA in 1990.


  10. Uh, have any of the coddled middle class posters on this thread ever resided in said “seedy” residence hotel? Or any “seedy” hotel anywhere? Have any of you ever been in a situation where that was your housing of last resort?

    All those “seedy” comments smack of elitism.


  11. Mucho, I know you’re itching for a fight, but I have a grant deadline. Sorry. I’ve been in the Embassay. in fact, I had a friend who was living there for a time, and I think he would agree. Would you prefer, “dilapidated” or “drug infested” to “seedy”?


  12. I haven’t lived in a place like the Embassy (or Spartan Hall, which was the East Lansing equivalent). But I did live for a year in a Detroit house which, until shortly before my time there, was a rooming house for 11 junkies. And I have certainly stayed in seedy hotels infested with mice and cockroaches. Both in East Lansing and Ithaca, I sought and found housing at the very bottom edge of the market, the cheapest available, because it was all I could possibly afford.


  13. Housing of last resort? My old high school buddy Gordon lived in a tent near the river for about six months. He and his associates could only afford to stay at the Embassy on Saturdays after football games when they’d cashed in all the bottles they’d picked up. They thought it was a pretty sweet place.

    And the guy in the office next to me lived there for a week when he was between leases.

    But me, being all coddled, I’ve always preffered to sleep in my car when I’m broke.


  14. I lived in a pick up truck for almost a month and for a while in an old movie theater in Atlanta.


  15. Mucho, Well don’t that top all? I guess you win. Congratulations!


  16. There goes mucho making assumptions again. What kinda jack-assed flame-bait is that?


  17. Dixie, as an employee of Afterwords I want to thank you for the mention of our store in your post. We rarely (read never) see our name in print. It is nice to know that someone knows we exist. Thanks. :)


  18. Steverino, it’s the kind of jack assed flame bait that attracts jackasses like you. Face it, Ypsi is not cool and never has been since I lived there. Loser.


  19. Mucho,

    I’m glad that you think that of Ypsi, would you please tell all your friends?


  20. If I had any.

    Ypsi is to Ann Arbor is like the guy you know who attracts mosquitos on a picnic so you don’t get bit. You always want him as a friend.


  21. Mucho, I must insist that you stay on-task. You were attacking me, and Gen-xers in general. not Ypsilanti. Thanks.


  22. Insist all you want… flattery will get you nowhere with me