Attack of the Anonybloggers!
An anonymous blogger’s reign of snark over the defenseless citizens of A2 has come to an end as he is finally exposed. Johnny Quest, now known to be Paul Tassi of the Daily, was known for writing searing critiques of the shallow, status-obsessed Greek system on campus. Like this one, about Alpha Phi:
They do have the hottest, most diverse (hair color-wise of course) collection of girls on campus. Like I don’t really see how that can be argued against by any objective observer.
Or Sigma Kappa:
A few cute ones here and there, the hot ones less hot than the hottest Tri-Delts, but the hit ones less hit than the most hit Tri-Delts. So that makes them about average.
Now that is some subversive, paradigm-shattering stuff. As Neil Tambe writes in today’s Daily: “I hope the next Johnny Quest is as bold as the original, daring to speak freely in places that it is uncommon or uncomfortable to do so.” We can only hope that the relative hotness of Tri-Delts and Alpha Phis won’t go unexamined for much longer on a campus where this kind of hard-hitting social criticism is all too rare.
This guy’s a clown. Any discussion of sorostitute hotness that doesn’t dwell at length upon the ladies of Sigma Delta Tau, with their exotic New Jersey accents, their giant furry Uggs, and their rhinestone encrusted Juicy suits is totaly and utterly without merit.
For this author, at least, no visit to the CCRB is complete until one has seen a flock of several dozen of them flitting about, their cell phones pressed to ears, big letters reading EAT printed across their asses, and hulking guys with lots of product in their hair following them around grunting.
posted by Parking Structure Dude! on November 1st, 2007 at 10:55 amThe funny thing is, I never even noticed sorority girls when I was an undergrad. It was like our orbits didn’t cross. But now that I’m older, and going to the CCRB a lot, they completely get on my last nerve.
And yet they’re so alluring…. Like they don’t even give a fuck.
posted by Parking Structure Dude! on November 1st, 2007 at 11:02 amhttp://www.njguido.com/
posted by ggb on November 2nd, 2007 at 3:57 amspeaking of jersey accents and ‘hotness’, I mean
posted by ggb on November 2nd, 2007 at 3:59 amParking Structure Dude — I haven’t been to the CCRB in years, I always remember it being unpleasant, have you thought about the Y or IM?
I guess convenience in location will trump a lot of ‘eat’ pants though.
posted by Christina on November 2nd, 2007 at 11:23 amI almost hate to ask. What’s a giant furry Ugg? Or an ordinary Ugg, for that matter?
posted by David Cahill on November 2nd, 2007 at 11:47 amHere is an ugg.
posted by Christina on November 2nd, 2007 at 12:20 pmAnd a furry ugg.
posted by christina on November 2nd, 2007 at 1:16 pmThank you, AAIO, for making me smile.
posted by Lazaro on November 2nd, 2007 at 7:52 pmthanks, Lazaro! I was hoping to start an inter-blog feud…oh, well.
posted by ann arbor is overrated on November 3rd, 2007 at 2:24 pmI like CCRB for exactly the reasons mentioned here, looking at all the silly undergrads
posted by Just a homeowner on November 4th, 2007 at 10:38 amI think the lesson here is: Don’t exercise.
posted by Dave on November 6th, 2007 at 1:13 pm