Fam, I Want to Live Forever

Thirty travel journalists are about to embark on a tour of A2 in a quest to get more “fam” with the area (that’s “familiarization,” natch. Obvs!) “Their outlets include AAA Magazine, as well as niche products that cover golf, food and the arts,” reports Ann Arbor Business Review. Golf? Don’t tell them about the Huron Hills debacle! The overarching theme of the tour, though, is — brace yourselves — A2’s “big city amenities wrapped up in a small city.”

Planning the tour was enjoyable for the Convention and Visitors Bureau because “it offered CVB staff the chance to look at the area through the eyes of the writers unfamiliar with Ann Arbor.” Yes, we also enjoy imagining that we’ve never heard of A2.

11 Responses to “Fam, I Want to Live Forever”


  1. The title is a bit of a stretch, aaio.


  2. Yeah, what can I say? And on the same day that David Boyle took punnery to new heights with “Veni, vidi, Vicipaedia.” If anyone can come up with something better, I’ll change it.


  3. Thanks!

    …What is wrong with “Fam, I Want to Live Forever”? aaio’s puns, including the pop culture-related ones, are consistently so skillful that it practically beggars the imagination. (If aaio had put in a jpeg of Irene Cara from “Fame”, that probably would’ve been a little much, though)

    Anyone named tom brandt can go soak their head in a bucket of apple cider, if they’d like to! (heh)


  4. Most of aaio’s puns are really good, but this one didn’t do it for me.

    So now I’m a “they”?


  5. Like Walt Whitman, you contain multitudes…


  6. Better make sure the powers that be tear down all the flyers and posters on the light poles. Wouldn’t want the ” journalists” to actually discover there is a culture of home grown artists and musicians in town trying to make things happen here that isn’t UoM based.
    “What’s that? An All ages show with bands?”
    [Rip, tear.]
    A2 Tour guide says
    “Nothing going on here, move along… up next here is another Starbucks, only 20 feet up the street form the last one, and here is the Ann Arbor Art Center. Here we focus only on art that pleases the DDA and Main Street Association.”


  7. right on Grew up maybe we should organize a punk week part2 and some shopping cart races that weekend.


  8. What “Grew up here” said!! I’d love to get a hold of that person reporting on “the arts” in Ann Arbor and give them the _rest_ of the story…

    Geez don’t get me started.


  9. I need help… does anyone know if we have any good restaurants in ann arbor? like eclectic american perhaps. we just recently moved here and i love ann arbor but the food…. that being said the steaks at chop house are awesome and their scallops are a must have as i keep going back for them now someone get me the recipe pls!!

    also i wanted to know if anyone knows of a good salon for blonde highlights in ann arbor. aveda on liberty sucks though ive been going back over and over. idiot i am. whats the deal with salon in the city??? any good? i cant find reviews online


  10. you might like the food at zingerman’s road house. (you might not like the prices, though.)


  11. ya know i still check on on this site- hah. i remember when Money magazine published ann arbor as a Good Place to Raise Kids- and lemme tell ya it sucked after that hardcore. all kinds of grotesque suburbanite yuppies showed up and ruined EVERYTHING.

    if you’re still trying to make arts happen in ann arbor, than you are either brave or deluded(though that can be a good thing)– long live the Gritty Not Allowed! Grr!

    Ummmmm, Janet? that was a joke post yes? hah hah hah./ . . . . . hee hee hee hee. . . . .. hah. . . . .. um. . . ..

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