ann arbor is overrated.

As much fun as the A2 townie-vs.-student wars are, sometimes you just need a break from pondering what Jane Jacobs would have thought of the setback on the building slated to replace Anberay, or how the new stormwater fee structure affects renters. Our less academically encumbered counterparts in East Lansing provide a change of pace with this exchange in the comments of Radar Online, which has just declared Michigan State “Worst of the Big Ten.”

MSU student:

Let me just say to whatever cocksucking pansy wrote this review that he has no fucking idea what he is talking about. Drugs, alcohol, sex, and violence, in a beautiful campus setting, makes for pretty damn good education in my book …So when it comes time to have a drink with the boss and maybe score points, a Spartan might be able to talk about more than the oppression of little tribal island that nobody gives a fuck about. Furthermore the arrest statistics should take into effect the size of MSU (45,000 students), but that doesn’t matter. Know why? SPARTANS LIKE TO GET ARRESTED!!!! It is a rite of passage! The 3rd best Halloween party at MSU every year is in the East Lansing Jail.

MSU student (we think):

i hope michigan state ain’t the worst school in tha big ten an it aint cause msu got tha bull bone an nobudy else do cuz bull bone 9 inchr.

East Lansing townie:

The students in E.L. are just like the illegal immigrants we have in this country. They have no respect for anything and are whiny bitches that will throw fits if something doesn’t go their way like the riots.

MSU student:

I wouldn’t trade 1 of the hot, dumb chicks I nailed at MSU for 25 of the ogres that trolled around UM’s campus all day.

East Lansing townie:

[H]omosexuality is very typical for the roid-raging shaved chest hemp necklace pretty boys in EL. So keep on partying, date raping, and starting fights because your HGH use has reverted you to 14 years of age, the cops enjoy beating your asses and ringing you up on criminal charges.