If You Want to Overanalyze My Sweater, Post this Missed Connection as I Walk Away

Another A2 blog phenomenon that we thought was over: fake Craigslist missed connections posted to exemplify the ridiculousness of Ann Arbor. Nobody really eats spinach enchiladas while reading Nietzsche and ruminating on an inside-out sweater as a metaphor for life. Not even in the Deuce.

20 Responses to “If You Want to Overanalyze My Sweater, Post this Missed Connection as I Walk Away”


  1. Does every post have to rely so heavily on song lyrics?


  2. Just the titles…which you have to go out of your way to find.


  3. But the “nice ass” part is real, I bet.


  4. But it was at Seva. Anything is possible. The service is so slow he probably had plenty of time to ponder the meaning of the inside out sweater, and they do serve spinach enchiladas, so I vote “real,” not fake.


  5. Speaking of song lyric references, presumably the inside-out sweater is an allusion to Alanis Morissette. How appropriate!


  6. Isn’t it ironic?


  7. Speak for yourself about the inside out sweater as a metaphor for life.

    … actually, I know someone who had one of the faux-inside-out sweaters on (with the seams showing and whatnot), and it did lead to ridicuously extended metaphors.

    … and come to think of it, we finally got tortillas and fresh spinach in the house, and I was eating a spinach/cheese quesadilla. Fuck!

    But to be fair, we were very, very trashed. And no mention of Nietzsche ever passed anyone’s lips.


  8. Oh, please. I bet this is real.


  9. In nietzschespeak, the inside-out sweater would be the inversion of the apollonian-paternal gaze which makes of the womyn who wears a “normal” sweater a stately commodity image for his satisfaction. The dionysian liberation indicated by the inverted sweater (as sign, as morph) is also the loss of identity: thus the liberated male gaze loses the gurl who wears it. The spinach enchilada is his own desire to make his own hidden hidden cheese, at the very least, acceptably green.


  10. not “hidden hidden”. Just “hidden.” Sorry


  11. Thanks for clarifying. I didn’t understand what you were getting at with those two “hiddens.”


  12. looking at it now, two “hidden”s could read as ‘doubly deeply’ — in case the cheese was real hard to make out the first time. In any case his enchilada is green because of the spinach, so maybe he’ll just have to be given extra credit for his — you asked for it — for HIS AGENCY AS A RESOURCE.

    >

    - a TA I once had at Michigan


  13. The Birth of Tragedy informed my original stupid joke. I hope this makes sense:

    (In ancient Greece, ‘the patriarchy’ made of the individual what it wished based on Apollonian codes. Contemporary feminist theory would apply this to the “sweater” as well as to the person inside of the sweater as an indictment of the sweater as a cipher for regulating the female image. My joke was to say that the inverted sweater defeats this code, following Nietzsche, by following a Dionysian route, which Nietzsche suggests also destroys the identity as ordained by, again, the freaking patriarchy. So the Seva girl is unobtainable by the boy, because his desires are male. But he makes up for his cheesiness by being, um, green.)

    I’m tempted to double-post all the above (within this post) as another joke, and then apolpogize for it (as a separate post), but that would fall under the myth of narcissus, which I have no nietzschespeak to lean on in a crunch.

    Always ask Seva waitpersons this: “Does your water have fish in it?”


  14. toasty - you are fabulous! made my day :-)


  15. I can’t say I doubt that the person in question went to Seva, ate spinach enchiladas, and cracked open a volume of Nietzsche. What I do doubt is that he likes either spinach or Nietzsche, except in their usefulness as props when picking up vegetarian women. I suspect that he would have spoken to his server about Nietzsche instead of music except he couldn’t figure out how to pronounce it.


  16. Rhymes with chi-chi.


  17. actually, it rhymes with hieftje.


  18. just me –

    you made mine. I always found Birth of Tragedy very useful.


  19. “Rock me amadeus!” ann arbor, ann arbor… BMW driving rich kids and po’ townies protesting vegans. Y’all need a life.


  20. Damn, missed the title of this one. My snark in the future post is ruined!

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