A2, the Next Palm Springs?

Jo Mathis has the solution to A2’s sagging housing market: attract more retirees! “We need people moving to the area who don’t need the jobs that aren’t here,” she argues. For those who might be attracted to coastal retirement havens like Florida, she points out that Lake Michigan, which is only two and a half hours away, has no sharks.

17 Responses to “A2, the Next Palm Springs?”


  1. I think that would work better for Detroit.


  2. Does the Detroit River have sharks?


  3. Yes, higher housing costs! We can just bus all the slave labor in.


  4. Alread happening. Welfare to Work anyone?


  5. People without kids in the local schools and on fixed incomes. Sweet!


  6. A cousin once had a nasty encounter with a muskellunge


  7. My favorite part of this article, though, is this quote:
    “There’s so … many old people down there.”
    The ellipsis cracks me up; I can’t help wondering which unprintable word went there!


  8. Maybe the guy that moved here from Midland was attracted by the Gelman Plume.


  9. Jokes aside, a lot of people who “retired” to Florida have been moving back up north and Ann Arbor’s relative density might actually be more liveable than other places in MI for folks who may not be able to drive…


  10. I, too, moved here from Midland because the real estate was easily affordable on my executive salary, and also so I could be closer (via airport) to London and Rome.

    Yes, the days of Ann Arbor’s hippiedom are loooong gone. Just what we need, a bunch of old ex-hippies moving in and complaining about how drunk and loud all the kids are after 9:00 pm.


  11. My wife claims that many retirees move twice: once in their sixties, to someplace warm like Florida or California, and again in their eighties (if still alive) to be near their children.


  12. That certainly happened with my husband’s grandparents.


  13. Ann Arbor has one of the country’s best programs for mobility impaired and disabled people…the ARide. Seniors and disabled people pay $2 per trip and get picked up in a Yellow Cab and taken door to door. Our tax dollars at work! :) So yes–disabled people and seniors actually move here, for this benefit.


  14. No more old people please. They are one of the reasons people can’t have live amplified music in West Park anymore.


  15. On some level, I understand the argument— Florida is a hellish swamp, and will be swallowed by the ocean around the time the last polar bear dies. For anyone who plans on living more than five years, Michigan is infinitely better.
    On the other hand, I suspect that Jo Mathis is reaching a certain age, when she requires a cohort lest she venture to Angelo’s alone and be accosted by some drunken frat boy cruising for a “cougar.”


  16. Ann Arbor would be a great place for those who retire, except for two things, also known as Russia’s greatest generals: January and February.


  17. The old people don’t move to Florida so they can swim in the Atlantic or Gulf. They go for the warm weather and the zillions of retirement communities that have sprung up in the past 40 years down there; not to mention the fellowship of so many more octogenarians.

    What Ann Arbor needs is what every city in the United States needs: more jobs and not all of them white collar. If it had this, it might have a chance.

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