The Artful Dodge-ers
The News gets all negative-nancy about a recent rash of car thefts from the Liberty Square garage, but they miss the key point: people are finally using the structures! No more getting frustrated and swearing off downtown just because there aren’t any good cars to steal in the surface lots. Furthermore, certain A2 detractors of late will be pleased that the thieves showed their Michigan loyalty by choosing Dodges over those “preceived supereior imports.”
Heh. Someone tried to steal my car from the top of the Liberty Street garage, but someone in the Campus Inn witnessed them breaking the window, and the police caught the guys before they made it out of the garage. It was a VW — guess they’ve learned about the superiorness of Dodge Neons and Caravans.
posted by Anna on February 1st, 2007 at 12:09 pm e“They’re taking Chrysler products because they’re easier to steal. There seems to be a flaw in the ignition system.'’
Yet another reason to heart my Toyota.
posted by LittleB on February 1st, 2007 at 4:47 pm e“Negative Nancy”?
–”Pelosi is overrated”, you’re saying?
posted by David Boyle on February 1st, 2007 at 8:50 pm e