Three Easy Pieces

Leave it to A2 to take all the fun out of Halloween. Today’s Other Voices column details how one family virtuously resists the temptation of excess sweets. “My family eats three pieces of candy apiece on Halloween, two pieces the next day and one piece the third day. We all brush our teeth promptly and vigorously afterward.”

21 Responses to “Three Easy Pieces”


  1. This week’s sign of the apocalypse.


  2. “Another family boycotted all Nestle products to protest the company’s infant formula sales tactics in developing countries.”

    Someone else look it up. I’m too lazy.


  3. I was thinking a Halloween trick-or-treating circuit for the Homeless should be established in lieu of letting affluent children reap all of the spoils paid for, ultimately, by student loans and research funding.


  4. Start saving for therapy now.


  5. i’m hoping the local panhandlers, er rummies, i mean bums, oops i mean winos — dammit! — i mean homeless people who hit me up nightly will say trick or treat tonight instead of spare change.


  6. jesus christ. have these people truly *nothing* better to do than obsess, publicly and in excruciating detail, how to talk about *candy* with their children? god help those poor kids when it comes to sex.


  7. Yep. Welcome to my world. The precious little darlings…not a molecule of processed sugar passes their lips without being weighed and counted.


  8. Is that Joy-in-Russia-or-somewhere, or another one?


  9. Brandon,

    It is my understanding that Nestle will give free samples of their baby formula to women in developing countries. They advertise to the mothers that the formula is full of needed nutrients, etc. The mothers will feed the free sample formula to the babies, then the babies will no longer want to nurse and the mothers will be forced to buy formula for their babies. Thus, creating dependence on the formula. And, dependence on buying formula.


  10. Hey, that happens here as well. There’s a bottle of the premixed stuff in every new baby care package sent home from the hospital. Coincidence? I think not…


  11. Based on my earlier idea I went trick-or-treating with some homeless folk up and down Park Avenue here in Manhattan tonight. Unfortunately, it quickly fostered a dependence on candy.


  12. Hey, when I brought home my baby, I was given a *case* of free liquid formula. Luckily I knew that if I fed my baby that, my milk wouldn’t establish itself well, and I’d be stuck. This is in America, my friends.


  13. I had a freak baby. You won’t believe this but she both nursed and drank a bottle, and took both breast milk and formula. Go figure.


  14. I was a formula baby and I never got over it. To this day I seek breasts.


  15. AAMom - lucky duck!


  16. While my child brushes his teeth he wears a helmet in case he falls over. I also have my child wear a splint on his brushing hand so he won’t develop Carpel-Tunnel. We also stopped using the tapwater during brushing time and chose bottled water instead. During the whole procedure I chant for his wellness. Isn’t parenthood great?!?


  17. We just gorge on candy, that is the point. Nobody has ever gotten sick or died from it in my family. Now maybe a few extra pounds…


  18. I don’t see how that article implies a2 takes the fun out of halloween, sure the weenies in the article aren’t very fun. But on the other hand plenty of people around here had righteous amounts of fun the past weekend and tuesday, you should try it sometime. There was a great party on 4th street saturday, ..


  19. I blow about 20 bucks on candy, a coupla sixes of Bud, and a carton of Marlboros and hang out a Whole Foods scaring the daylights outa everyone.


  20. Peter, there is a mom in my neighborhood who gives candy to the kids and beers to the parents. I love her.


  21. He he he. When the kids were little, some nieghbors and I used to mix up margaritas for the grown ups and take them with us in covered beverage cups. The kiddies did their trick-or-treat thing, and we had a lovely ambling cocktail hour.

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