Something There Is That Doesn’t Vote for a Wall

The Daily offers a round-up of last night’s mayoral and 3rd Ward council debates, from which we learn that Green Party council candidate Pete Schermerhorn is an “innovative, out-of-the-box, thinker and doer” (unlike those thinkers and doers that require extensive assembly before you can use them) and that “eccentric independent mayoral candidate” Tom Wall likes to say “Get on the ball and vote for Wall.” Any ideas for a competing slogan? Perhaps something like, “If you think he’s doing a good job as municipal fief, ya/Should vote for Hieftje.”

5 Responses to “Something There Is That Doesn’t Vote for a Wall”


  1. “If you think he’s doing a good job as municipal fief, ya/Should vote for Hieftje.”

    The poet, who didn’t know it.


  2. Orange,
    Silver,
    Hieftje.


  3. Orange - door hinge


  4. i’m prettty sure i’m the only one reading this blog who was actually there for those debates.
    i saw that guy trying to interview the candidates. i felt bad for him; it seemed he was trying to find a story when there wasn’t too much of one.
    while tom wall’s running for mayor is arguably ridiculous, and while he did say “get on the ball and vote for wall,” he only said it once (not “repeatedly” as implied by that article).


  5. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH Hieftje!
    Chump, dick, wuss, douchebag, asshole, prick, cheater, bitch, whore!

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