Ann Arbor Personals

As far as we can tell, it’s not a satire: Seeking cat lover, must be outraged by Israeli occupation of Palestine. Does anyone know how Blaine feels about cats?

13 Responses to “Ann Arbor Personals”


  1. “I’m into to low key fun: long walks, long talks […] protests […]”

    Ah yes, the low key fun of protesting; what could be more fun for a date night? Is that traditionally followed by Starbucks or Zingermans? Ooh, probably not Zingermans…


  2. “dumpster diving” ???


  3. Yeah, doesn’t she know that it’s called “reusable resource liberation” now?


  4. Whoa, I think I’ve found the future Mrs. Dave.

    No, wait, she says she’s a fatty. Forget it. I want my globally conscious, social activist, protestor wife to be smokin’ hot.


  5. Ah yes, the low key fun of protesting; what could be more fun for a date night?

    Now come on– who among us has not managed to get a date from someone they’ve met at a protest? Uh, I mean, I’ve heard that it happens.


  6. At least the facts are on the table. Gotta admire that. I think.


  7. Personally, I nominated it for a “best of” so that others might just be able to share our mirth one day.
    Also, she spends time with cats, but doesn’t have any? Where does she find these cats?


  8. C’mon, can a person who loves cats truly be crazy?


  9. Oh, come on, guys. At least she’s honest and willing to laugh at herself a little. That’s much harder than laughing at other people, you know.


  10. But not quite as rewarding.


  11. She scores points for quoting Bruce Springsteen (Thunder Road)


  12. congrats ofw, you scored major points.


  13. HNG scores points for quoting lisa simpson

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