Bloggers Posting Daily Letters Aren’t Clever and Show Desperation

The Daily’s letters page provides consistent laughs with its deadpan, literalistic headlines, but today’s has one of the best in a while: “Girls wearing big sunglasses aren’t hot and show weakness.”

9 Responses to “Bloggers Posting Daily Letters Aren’t Clever and Show Desperation”


  1. deadpan or not, who cares that women wear big sun glasses or no sunglasses. dude’s comments are a waste of space. why not address the nasty habit of public spitting or “scratching”. now that’s just plain offensive.


  2. Scratching is the new fauxhawk.


  3. Oh man. I looooooove headlines containing negative propositions. It could’ve said “Girls wearing big sunglasses aren’t attentive and make hapless pedestrians” (it’s possible that this could apply to a real story), and I’d still have been into it.

    [what’s wrong with spitting]


  4. “Spitting’s a dirty habit.”

    “I know a worse one.”


  5. he’s obviously been scorned by said big-sunglass-wearing women.


  6. Yep, Tim, I was right about to suggest that very same thing. I’m shocked that he didn’t suggest that big-sunglass-wearing-women are gay.


  7. “Hopefully, girls as a group will stop using eyewear to hint at their quest for strength and independence and will revert to the triumvirate of liner, mascara and shadow that’s actually been useful to society for hundreds of years.”

    Somehow, I was under the impression that eyewear had more utility to society than said triumbvirate. Maybe James would like to go dear hunting with me, and without my glasses.


  8. Three words reveal the source of this no longer trendy fashion faux pas and should be enough to scare any person over the age of 17 from following in the footsteps of the starving, yearning to make a fashion statement by sporting the bumblebee-eyed look duo, AKA: the Olsen twins. In any event, this “trend,” for those of you who actually care, is SOOO last year.


  9. Weel finally the PS3 outsells the Nintendo Wii and Xbox360 in Japan, as reported by Fumitsusaying thathardware sales that show a massive leap for the PlayStation 3 following the launch of the new White model, plus a price drop and the introduction of Dynasty Warrior 6 help that the PS3 sell

    And Dynasty Warrior 6 outsells Mario Galaxy. Heres the links:
    http://www.n4g.com/industrynews/News-83450.aspx
    http://video-game-consoles.blogspot.com/2007/11/video-game-rating.html

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