Today in Found Object News

From today’s News, the latest found-object story: local dry cleaners found a note reading, “You have committed a murder, but no one believes it. All I can do is kill myself, then everyone will see what you have done.” Being total squares, they called the police instead of Davy Rothbart.

3 Responses to “Today in Found Object News”


  1. A “play”? Please. Likely story.

    (alternative snarky response: Way to go with the innovative press garnering, Performance Network. I *never* would have thought of that trick.)


  2. This just was on the entertainment segment of the morning news of the Chicago CBS affiliate.


  3. It showed up on the Comcast news segment this morning. Hilarious!

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