Two Certainties

The News is kind of slacking off on the whole website-updating thing today, but their homepage is still evocative of life in Michigan:

TOP LOCAL STORIES

  • DEATHS

  • ROADWORK

4 Responses to “Two Certainties”


  1. Echoes of Horace Van Der Sneeden, the Ben Franklin of Michigan, who once wrote:

    “Only two things are inevitable in this state: death and road work.”


  2. Damn, you got in there with the joke before I could. That’ll teach me to go wander around Art Fair.


  3. Yeah, well, it was already implied in the post’s title… I just wanted to write “Horace Van Der Sneeden.”


  4. no news is good news

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