ann arbor is overrated.

“Ann Arbor Police believes they will catch the people who are stealing cars in the city and leaving them in the Fourth and Washington parking structure downtown,” says the News. “[A]ll the cars had been stolen in various areas in the city after their owners either left the keys in them and unlocked or had left the cars running and unattended.” And they want to catch the criminals? What about an education campaign telling car owners not to leave their keys in the car? We can probably guess that these aren’t student cars.

At least these thieves keep the cars in the community, unlike some of those non-locally-based criminals who abandon them in Detroit. Support your local car thieves!