ann arbor is overrated.

The Michigan Review’s David Miliken is concerned that the Sexual Assault and Prevention Awareness Center on campus isn’t doing enough to educate those college floozies about the consequences of their slutty get-ups. “A person has the right to wear whatever she wants, but a person cannot just shrug off personal responsibility in the name of low-cut tops and mini-skirts,” he writes.

SAPAC should take the straight forward role of presenting the consequences of sexual assault for both the attacker and the victim. What is the prison sentence for violent sexual assault? How many years of therapy do victims often go through? What does it mean to be a registered sex offender? Answers to these questions might give might give new students a better idea of college freedom means.

See, it’s all roughly equivalent. Prison, being raped — both consequences of using one’s college freedom unwisely, whether it’s by attacking a fellow student or stepping out in an above-the-knee skirt. And here we thought conservatives were against moral relativism.