This month’s Observer features an essay by Jeff Mortimer, a longtime A2 resident who decided he’d had it with the noise of downtown. The piece, titled “An urbanite in Eberwhite,” as if moving from downtown Ann Arbor to a slightly more sprawled out area of Ann Arbor is a massive fish-out-of-water culture shock, details his frustration with downtown and eventual move to a quieter area. “The very qualities that had lured me downtown and kept me there — the hustle and bustle, the electricity in the air — eventually began to morph from charms to drawbacks,” he writes. Among the drawbacks: car stereos, “all-too-close party houses” and “boisterous imbibers returning noisily from a night on the town.”
But even his new neighborhood isn’t quite perfect; it’s got church bells, barking dogs and people doing yardwork. Mortimer concludes by reminiscing about the quieter time of his childhood, when silence was “universal,” before modern nuisances like bells and dogs fought to dominate the aural landscape.