Lincoln Is a Scary Place

Think the News’ coverage of student issues is bad? Check out this effort by the Lincoln Journal Star’s city hall columnist. “What is the deal with people who are inspired to put their plaid couch on the front porch? And what can the city do to stop them?” she writes. “[P]assing an ordinance in the summer, when there wouldn’t be as many college students around to notice” is her proposed solution, which she says would prevent the rioting that would likely occur otherwise.

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  2. Does the author of that article speak for all gigantic half-beast half-human women with pineapple shaped heads?


  3. Oh Carol, you keep getting the run-around because its a stupid thing to get your panties in a twist about.

    Rioting. Hilarious.


  4. Sigh.


  5. Everyone knows it’s not the couch on the porch per se, but the choice of a plaid couch.