We Need the A2 Jeff Foxworthy
The always-lively “umstudents” LiveJournal community invites its members to finish the sentence “You might be from Ann Arbor if…” But they don’t quite distinguish between being from Ann Arbor and living in Ann Arbor. Eating multiple meals a day at Jimmy John’s may be a fate to which both groups are consigned, but most of us out-of-staters have displayed valiant resistance to the mitten-map thing.
Also, Mlive seems to have the repeated title error straightened out, but what’s Flay Day?
Weeeelll…
I still don’t do the mitten-map thing, I haven’t learned to play “euchre” yet (of course, I’m not good at cards anyway, so that figures), and I’ll be damned if I’m going to start saying “pop” for “soda” or “Coke” (that was a vital part of holding onto my Southern identity in Ohio, too, so that wasn’t so surprising). Hold yer heads high, out-of-staters!
posted by Lazaro on May 19th, 2005 at 7:30 pm(You’re not a true Michigan geography nerd until you can do the two-handed map to demonstrate locations in the yoop. . .)
posted by Murph on May 19th, 2005 at 9:28 pmI love to drink pop while playing euchre. But not as much as I love drinking Bell’s beer. Say yah to da UP, eh?
posted by Dave on May 20th, 2005 at 10:00 am“Hold yer heads high, out-of-staters!”
Why? The natives can spot you a mile away with your holier-than-thou attitudes and noses in the air with your “insert region of country” snootiness.
posted by Anonymous on May 20th, 2005 at 10:06 pmwho cares if the natives spot you? What will they do? Stand around and gawk? People from Michigan are dumb. I’d rather my nose in the air than my head in my ass, which is the way most of you cocksuckers go about your entire, miserable, petty lives.
Mandrake
posted by Anonymous on May 21st, 2005 at 7:24 amThat’s it. Time for Michigan to secede, and take all the water with us! Bastards.
posted by Dave on May 21st, 2005 at 11:39 amThat’s not what I meant, but it was still funny.
posted by Lazaro on May 21st, 2005 at 2:05 pmDid Dr. Mandrake drop the Dr or is this some other cranky bugger? Usually the good Dr is wittier than that.
posted by Thomas Cook on May 22nd, 2005 at 11:07 pmI thought that Mandrake’s comment was perfect (though was wondering, too, about the dropping of the Dr.).
posted by Anna on May 23rd, 2005 at 12:09 pmPlease close this site and leave AA. You don’t deserve to live here. You an ass crack; you are so low you suck the dick of a little maggot.
posted by God Spell on May 27th, 2005 at 11:21 pmNext time I cum, don’t bite so hard! Please leave AA.
posted by Dick Biter on May 27th, 2005 at 11:23 pm