Since We’ve No Place to Go

You probably thought that we were going to post something complaining about yesterday’s snowfall. Well, we’re not. We actually thought it was pretty cool; for one glorious day, everyone else was as miserable in A2 as we are. Of course, the News manages to put their familiar “it’s not as bad as other places in Michigan” spin on it, like they’ve done for everything from tornadoes to poor air quality, in a story titled “Snow spares area but slams Oakland“. By “spares” they mean “dumps 6 1/2 rather than 16 inches of freezing slush on everything.”

17 Responses to “Since We’ve No Place to Go”


  1. Shit, I thought it was completely beautiful.


  2. It was a great consistency for snowballs to hurl at unknowing Ann Arbor residents from my balcony!


  3. Well, I thought it was total bullshit, but whatever. It’s pretty much what I expect, living here now, as I do.

    However, I think my neighbors built a giant snow dick. I saw it out of the corner of my eye as I was leaving for work this morning. I was too sleep addled to really look closely.


  4. I wasn’t in favor either, especially since I didn’t think it was going to hit that temperature and consequently caught my present head cold. That’s what I get for living in Ann Arbor…


  5. constant head colds?


  6. Spring in Michigan is always full of bullshit weather, but that was some of the bullshittiest I’ve seen in my nearly 34 years here.


  7. Snow in April? Boring. I’m waiting for more of the green-skied, driving hail, tornado-whelping weather we had last summer.


  8. Yeah, Arbour Birkinstocks stay safely hidden away a little longer. Snow spares us the name and female hairy hobbit toes for a few more days!


  9. Snow: For me it was awesome in a surprising sort of way (for about an hour).

    Hairy hobbit toes: you should probably be least worried about the female ones.


  10. Supposedly it’s all in our heads. The abnormally long warm spell in April weather just tricked us. The latest recorded (accumulated) snowfalls in this neck of the woods are, generally, late May (the 20th-25th). So I guess it’s not “location, location, location” it’s “expectation, expectation, expectation”. In so many ways.

    I’m moving to Memphis on Sat. for the summer, so I took the cold while I could get it. The only slush in the south this time of year comes in slurpee form.


  11. Wow. If ya’ll don’t can tell the difference in bullshittedness between 6 and 16 inches of snow, you just haven’t been in Michigan long enough.

    6 inches? Pretty and fun. 16? Hibernation time.


  12. I loved it, for once I could enjoy the snow WITHOUT having to dodge all of you on the sidewalks who dont realize there is big orange jeep with a huge noisey broom on the front,trying to clear it, behind you.


  13. I was in Miami, FL.

    Ha ha!


  14. I loved it and hibernated despite the mere 6 inches, emerging only to take pictures of the snow on various blooming things in the yard. Very unusual and pretty.


  15. yeah … one last snow in april in se michigan .. big surprize …

    and a whole accumulation of


  16. My tulips! I was pissed. But I made up for it by staying drunk and unclothed all day. My classes are over!


  17. Wow, that was a thread-stopper.