Greenway Greenway Blah Blah Blah

“Some of you may have heard of the Ann Arbor Downtown Development association’s plan to build a series of parking structures and commercial buildings on three city owned properties in downtown Ann Arbor,” an e-mail sent to various environmental lists begins. “Unfortuately, these three properties will be cost inefficient to build and lie directly in the path of the proposed Ann Arbor Greenway, a sustainable vision for the future of our city.”

This is a terrific line of reasoning that we intend to employ more often. Isn’t the whole point of putting the greenway there to stop those properties from being developed? “Unfortunately, [AAIO’s roommate]*, that sheepskin rug will lie directly in the path of the proposed 308 Walcott Tileway, a sustainable vision for the future of our shared sanity.”

See you all at City Hall tonight.

UPDATE: The meeting actually starts at 7, not 7:30 like the Greenway website reports.

* Not our current roommates, who are all wonderful people, but our former roommate in Boston, who is also a wonderful person.

4 Responses to “Greenway Greenway Blah Blah Blah”


  1. As opposed to what the Greenway website says, I am pretty sure the meeting tonight actually begins at 7, not 7:30. Get there early and beat those folks out for the good seats if you plan on attending.


  2. Wow, is this like that “Republicans Encourage Minorities to Vote on November 3rd” Onion article?


  3. Yes, it’s awfully strange that they’re advertising the wrong time on their own website and to people whose support they’re trying for. Also, the “7:30-9:30″ bit is hopelessly optimistic. There’s not a set end time for the Council meetings, and there’s a public hearing on the school annexation, and then a Council vote on that, before the greenway land set-aside resolution. Expect every last member of the school board, some consultants, the Superintendant of schools, and bunches of parents to speak for 3 minutes each in favor of that, and bunches of parents (and, cynically, neighbors) to speak for three minutes each against it. I expect that hearing alone will eat up an hour at the bare minimum. There’s also a public hearing on whether or not to create a Lower Town Historic District and a public hearing on changes to the municipal cable television ordinance, both of which will probably take less time than the school annexation, but definitely non-zero. I give better-than-even odds they won’t even get to the Easthope/Johnson greenway parks resolution before 9:30.


  4. anyone want to go to ABC afterwards?