Something Amiss

Daily columnist Steve Cotner inquires after whether his readers have been experiencing any strange symptoms lately, such as a feeling of being constantly underwater, diminished olfactory capabilities, dreams of being called “scoliotic and Quasimodal” and the sense of being labeled a traitor by graffiti drawings of Chuck Berry. Uh, no, you might want to see someone about that.

10 Responses to “Something Amiss”


  1. “People who haven’t made up their minds should be shot?” What an idiotic thing to say. I made up my mind a long time ago, but not everyone’s as “right” as I am, and Cotner should get that through his head. This attitude seems like the reverse of Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s “uninformed (ordinary?) people really shouldn’t vote” shtick. Fuck ‘em both. I hate to get pissy over an article in the Daily, but sometimes the twerpy posing really gets to me.


  2. 1. What the heck was the point of that article? Did he have one? Did he just want to use that poem?

    2. Is it just me, or are his eyes disproportionately huge?

    3. “For college students who have devoted years to the canons of philosophy, political theory, policy, English and world literature, poetry, criticism, art history…” Excuse me? Art history? What about, you know, ACTUAL ART? *offended sniff*


  3. wtf?

    eminem is bardlike compared to this guy.

    http://www.ifilm.com/viralvideo?ifilmid=2654122


  4. Sounds like he feels victimized by both his ancestors and his political system.

    The only thing that keeps me from saying “What’s the use?” is the idea that we the past, present and the future. Need some balance between them.


  5. I think the powers that be want it this way. If they spew out enough muck and mud, people will know who not the vote for. Since both candidates do a good job convincing you not to vote for the other guy, you end up not voting for either. :)


  6. Have your ears stopped perking up at the sound of clicking heels?

    Yeah, man, ’cause, like, you know, the fascists are coming, man. I for one know that the stomp of clicking heels barely even registers with me anymore. It’s like Nuremburg around here, man….

    Just another futon-dwelling, navel-gazing Daily contributor armed with a well-thumbed anthology of Beat poetry and his parent’s credit cards.


  7. Wait, I thought he meant that he had a fetish for women in high heels for which he had lost interest due to the current political situation.


  8. Wait. He *didn’t* mean that?


  9. Ann Arbor is Overrated: He had a fetish for women in high heels for which he had lost interest due to the current political situation.


  10. Good comments all around…. art student, yes my eyes are large, aren’t they. lazaro and boris, what’s the grudge? how about a beer, on my parents card? so glad i found this… so much to think about. i may change everything.