Woof

The latest Observer also profiles some new A2 businesses, among them a Kerrytown clothing store. Its proprietor describes her shop as, “very elegant, very European flair, very woof.” “Woof?” asks the Observer. (Were the Observer written by P.G. Wodehouse, it would have asked, “Woof, madam?” with just the tiniest hint of disapproval.) “Oh, you know, people will walk in, they will say ‘Wow!’” Oh, right, that woof! Woof, as in, wow!

Very good, madam.

6 Responses to “Woof”


  1. AAIO is tres woof.


  2. Women’s clothing? Kerrytown, eh? I’d risk offending if I answered truthfully to “Woof Madam?”


  3. Using ‘woof’ as the new ‘wow’ seems blatantly specie-ist. I vote for ‘meow’.


  4. Neigh!
    ha ha ha ha ha


  5. And one wonders what those crazed Ann Arbor birders say. “That’s so tweet”? “Tweet, man”? “The tweetest”?


  6. Look, lady, stop trying to make “woof” happen. The only acceptable pop usage of “woof” is in reference to the purported attributes of canine behavior to men.
    Like, George Clinton can say “woof” and have it mean “wow,” but sure as shit not in the context of a boutique clothing store. Unless they sell them booty pants that that rap singers’ girlfriends wear. Woof, indeed.