“College Station” Was a Little Too Avant-Garde

Naming your band “Ann Arbor” just not enough to pay tribute to the diversity and people of our fine city? How about your kid? “Madison” is getting overused, anyway.

8 Responses to ““College Station” Was a Little Too Avant-Garde”


  1. Ah, that Midwestern complacently corn-fed look. Perhaps Ann Arbor might consider visiting South Beach.


  2. Seems like there are so many things one could call midwesterners out on, why pick on a woman for being fat? Not to mention I don’t think you can tell from her headshot whether or not she’s overweight. Looks pretty normal to me.


  3. That’s normal? I don’t think so. Why pick on that? Because the hoggish consumeristic mindset is denuding the planet. But, to be politically correct, never mind that. At any rate, it’s a ridiculous name (no “u” in “ann arbor”?)


  4. Doesn’t look at all fat to me. As for the fat=hoggish thing, I’m fairly skinny and sedentary and used to encountering much bigger people who are in far better shape than I am. It’s complicated.

    Her parents really should have gone for the ‘u’ and the hyphen both.


  5. Right, cause you *never* see fat hippies, environmentalists, or Naderites.

    It’s comments like that that lead people like my cousin–who is 5′6″ and 125 pounds–to go on diets.


  6. I hate to say that I, too, think the poor woman should be left alone. She looks fine to me, too (actually, I think quirkily cute), and besides, would we even be discussing this subject if it were a man’s picture? Let’s forget about her weight and get back to important matters, like mocking her for her name.


  7. (sigh) OK, I’m back to mocking her for her ridiculous name. Although I’m toying with the notion of naming any future progeny Ypsilanti Bien.


  8. Unlike most folks here, I actually like my new home of Ann Arbor (try living in Midland, Mich., for nearly 7 years and see what I mean). I even find its pretentiousness to be a source of amusement, such as this t-shirt I saw whilst window-shopping: “London, Paris, Rome, Ann Arbor.”

    Uh, ok, AA has a lot going for it, but I don’t think it compares to the capitals of Europe. But how funny that someone made a t-shirt that does so.

    And at least this poor girl isn’t named “Mid Land.”