Compassion Is a Virtue, But I Don’t Have the Time

National Review’s Jay Nordlinger, poor thing, got his first impressions of liberals right here in Tree Town. “I believe I know these people who talk constantly about compassion,” he says of the Kerry campaign. “I grew up with them in Ann Arbor. Frankly, they tend to be bastards.” No, this isn’t the first time Nordlinger’s salvos against his hometown have come up here - “I grew up in Ann Arbor” is pretty much the conservative equivalent of “son of a mill worker.” Or maybe he was just always picked last for the Commie High Multicultural Festival.

12 Responses to “Compassion Is a Virtue, But I Don’t Have the Time”


  1. I thought the person talking the most about compassion these days was our “compassionate conversative” President, George W. Bush. Frankly, he does tend to be a bastard, so at least Nordlinger got that part right.


  2. Having worked in Romulus, Jackson, Dundee and now Ann Arbor, I would have to agree with the guy. Would it kill for someone to make a pot of coffee when they empty it?


  3. I love those commercials on TV where people stand around being outraged about something (like a piece of litter, or a running sink), but they can’t quite manage to connect their outrage to action. Those spots totally remind me of Ann Arbor.


  4. …or just about any other place in the u.s. of a.

    i think that its more a reflection of the “me first” attitde americans have increasingly adopted. in any event, its hardly something a-squared has cornered the market on.


  5. Right, Elizabeth. If those commercials were set in Ann Arbor, all the people standing over the piece of litter would be engaging in sanctimonious bragging about how socially conscious they are and screaming at everyone else for being selfish and lazy for not picking the litter up.


  6. I very much agree with that; there are a lot of these types in Ann Arbor. Actually, I recall making a similar comment here several weeks ago. The Ann Arborites would be so proud of themselves for strategizing (no matter how simple the process) that they’d completely ignore the annoying implementation steps.


  7. Yes! I was going to post that Onion article too, and actually I’m surprised that I haven’t seen it on other local blogs.

    I’m also surprised Nordlinger walked right into the “compassionate conservative” thing.


  8. which is more annoying:

    A) the person who claims to be socially conscious but doesn’t really do that much about it
    B) the person who makes no attempt to even understand what social consciousness is
    C) the person who is willfully socially un-conscious


  9. D) The person that is socially concious, does something about it and then has to let everyone else know how socially concious they are.


  10. All 4 types sound kind of annoying to me. But I’m pretty sure that B and C throw better parties.


  11. I loved that Onion article too. It sounds just like a lawyer I work with in the area… seriously.


  12. Nick - anyone in particular in mind?