Plan 9 from Owsterspace
The Saginaw News writer who questioned his city’s coolness has some very outspoken readers. One voice mail tells him, “I was reading your article in The Saginaw News, (expletive). For someone who feels the way you do about Saginaw, you should move.” Boy, don’t we know what that feels like. Unfortunately, we’re less accustomed to reader comments like this one: “you brilliant creature/how long have you been here you brilliant creature/what part of this earth did you walk first/are you devine from owsterspace or frome a mixture of beasts that slowly died of thirst.”
Eek. I bet 100% of the correspondents are the kind of trailer trash cats who listen religiously to the “Captain”’s show every Saturday night on 93.3 KQZ. The odds are currently 20-1 that one of the correspondents has at least considered naming his child “Ka-boobie”.
But if you think Saginaw’s loads of fun, try a January weekend in Alma.
posted by 971TheDriveFan on May 28th, 2004 at 1:52 amWhere is everybody????????????
posted by Anonymous on May 28th, 2004 at 6:00 pmRegarding the last post, um, it’s Ann Arbor and school’s out - does that answer your question? I’m about to join the ranks of the city-dwelling myself for 3 months beginning tomorrow - have a fun summer, everyone.
posted by Nick on May 28th, 2004 at 8:09 pmNo
posted by Anonymous on May 29th, 2004 at 11:34 am