And In My Dreams, I Slash Your Tires

The News seems to think that only 21 cars’ tires were slashed. More on the inexplicable random property destruction front: flowers at a Northfield Township greenhouse were poisoned.

3 Responses to “And In My Dreams, I Slash Your Tires”


  1. This seems to be part of a pattern: the AA Spews underreports AA crime (especially near campus). Between your slasher-victim link and Goodspeed’s blotter, it’s obvious the New misses some news.

    It’s almost like they are delusional cheerleaders: ignoring the actual score to make the crowd feel better, hoping the fans are socializing / not watching the playing field for themselves.


  2. This is sad but not shocking. It’s common practice in a great many small and medium size towns that don’t want to advertise their crime problem. If this is shocking to you, you’re not cynical enough.


  3. Yeah! So, now I can finally turn up my cynical amp volume past 2!

    I bet the Ypsi Courier reports mess Ypsi crime than the Spews.