And a Side of Imperialist Pasta Salad

Could Bob Evans be replacing Bill Knapp’s in the hearts of Ann Arborites? A “Connection” reader asks for the recipe for Evans’ “Colonial salad dressing.” The cornstarch, water, vinegar and margarine-based dressing also contains a lot of celery seed.

22 Responses to “And a Side of Imperialist Pasta Salad”


  1. I don’t get it, is there even a Bob Evens in Ann Arbor ?


  2. aaio
    Things kind of slow “down on the farm.”
    Is everyone on spring break or do you simply need a meatier topic?
    Ilya


  3. I kinda wonder if the colonists had the time to grow one of the highest-maintenance vegetables around. Celery needs lots of fertilizer and a ton of water and overall much more coddling then something like tomatoes…seems unlikely this difficult plant would be high on the list of someone just trying to grow enough food to scrape through another winter.


  4. But tomatos are poisonous!
    That’s why cabbage and potatos are the only safe foods.
    js


  5. Everyone is assuming that “colonial” refers to Great Britain’s colonies in North America in the 18th century. But there have been many colonies in many parts of the world in many eras, and each one of them is “colonial”.


  6. Oops, sorry about the double post.


  7. Hmm, maybe Larry’s right. If Bob Evans is really experimenting with a French-Algerian salad dressing I should really check it out.


  8. Unenlightened souls here on AAIO may be terribly narrow-minded in assuming that a blandly all-American restaurant is referring to the American colonies when it uses the term “colonial,” but I for one am reassured to know that the worldly if nauseatingly PC AAite stroller-pusher Bob Evans clientele is doubtlessly interpreting the term “colonial” as referring to India, Algeria, Vietnam, et cetera, in all its historical complexity.


  9. Didn’t you just repeat Nick’s joke Laura? How bourgeois.


  10. I did, Nick. How bourgeois of me, indeed. I sentence myself to three weeks of sensitivity training by one af AA’s many “life coaches.” Pray for me please.


  11. The first lesson the life coaches will teach you is that prayer is unnecessary — and doubly so for the bourgeois. Three more weeks, Laura.


  12. The sad thing is my cupboards are pretty bare but I have all of the ingredients for that dressing. I am SET.


  13. It’s depression-era food. You’re supposed to have all the ingredients even when your cupboards are bare.
    js


  14. I wish there were more, um, non-colonial recipes like that, after cooking out of books where every recipe leaves me with mostly-unused containers of four kinds of fresh herbs.


  15. Colonial dressing is passe. I wonder if the Annarbour News can give us a good recipe for Post-Colonial Salad Dressing.


  16. Can somebody tell me what a “life coach” is?


  17. Laura - Heh.


  18. Actually, Laura, I didn’t get the impression you were making the same joke as me. Nor would I recommend consulting a “life coach” even if you had - if I learned anything in my time in Los Angeles, it’s that a steady regimen of yoga, tantra, aromatherapy, past-life regression, kabbalah, pilates, rolfing, insight meditation, New Age therapy, and Ramakrishna Hinduism can make any problem even more intractable than it was before.


  19. It’s too late, Nick: I’ve already signed up for six weeks, due to RDS’s recommendation. And I agree with Boris; in this postmodern, postcolonial age, it’s nothing short of blood-curdling to see an Ann Arbor (!) institution stubbornly clinging to discredited and repressive ideologies.


  20. I have to say, Nick, that Rolfing is the funniest massage term there is. And the actual procedure seems even more ludicrous. An exceptionally painful resetting of all of your bones? Sign me up! I hear you even have to adjust your rear-view mirrors afterwards!
    (Why couldn’t it just be a dog teaching you to play piano? Or theraputic vomiting?)
    js


  21. Actually, the most amusing people in LA are the kabbalah people. Who would have thought that all you needed to do to gain riches and good fortune from God was to trace the Hebrew letters from the Torah with your fingers? I wonder if they recognize Gutenberg as a prophet.

    Enjoy your 6 weeks, Laura. May these help you on your journey:
    http://here-and-now.org/IMSB/pages/IMSB.home.html
    http://www.vedanta.org/wiv/monastic/wim.html


  22. Thanks Nick. The Santa Barbara spot is tucked away in such a beautiful area that–heck–anyone would feel better just by being there. However, the vedanta folks specify that a convert to the monastic life must be 35 or younger–so I missed that by a year, unfortunately. They also require that a monastic have a high school diploma, for some mysterious reason.