Those Crazy Kids

Vandalism? Assault? The AAPD has real crime to deal with. After all, the tri-fraternity melee that left most of DKE’s first floor windows broken is just “kids fighting between fraternities” - “childish nonsense” that threatens to distract from the real business of writing MIP citations and sleuthing for fake IDs.

20 Responses to “Those Crazy Kids”


  1. WOW.

    I wonder what sort of intra fraternity fighting would warrent the AAPD’s attention? Arson? Armed robbery? Murder?


  2. It’ll just keep escalating until we have a headline in the Daily reading “Three ‘DKEs’ slain outside Rick’s.”


  3. The cops will arrest panhandlers and let the violent, drunken frat boys go. Typical of Ann Arbor cops


  4. Nor, as anyone living near the Stadium on football Saturdays knows, does the AAPD have much of a problem with mass public drunkenness beginning at 8 or so in the morning.


  5. What, didn’t you guys know that the Greeks are a law unto themselves? How else would we select America’s future leaders from their ranks if they didn’t occassionally assault each other to thin the ranks?
    Just hope none of the apes finds the bone near the monolith.
    js


  6. If I were the AAPD, I’d stay out of it as well. Drunken fratboys can do whatever they want to do to each other.


  7. Some useful reference for times like this…

    Write/call your City Councilmember: http://www.ci.ann-arbor.mi.us/council.html

    AAPD phone numbers: http://www.ci.ann-arbor.mi.us/Police/index.html#Division%20Phone%20Numbers

    AA News Letters to the Editor online submission form: http://www.annarbornews.com/letters.html

    Go forth, my minions of outraged slacktivism…


  8. Interesting that the AAPD can pick and choose whatever they wish to pursue.


  9. It’s all political. The city government picks and chooses what rules apply to whom all the time.


  10. Well, some institutions penalize or expel students who act in such ways. I don’t know.

    College is where we grow into ourselves.

    As a college brat, you might spontaneously act in ways that you wouldn’t want highlighted with flashing lights and a record. One drunken night, or even 10 drunken nights… I don’t know, college kids seem to be romping in a padded room at times. I can’t make up my mind if the padding A2 provides is a good thing or a bad thing.

    Another thought, with the current state of events in our country, I could imagine I’d be loosing it a bit too…with such uncertainty surrounding my future. Maybe it’s harder to bear the weight of this crap when you aren’t “in” your future yet…but counting on it.

    I don’t know.


  11. Speaking of drunken nights, padded rooms and the like, you guys may want to look into the University of Colorado football recruiting scandals. It has it all — date rapes, escorts, strippers, lawsuits. Not to worry, though. In the face of public outcry, the President of CU has formed a committee to look into these allegations. (The committee even has a board member of Promise Keepers on it.) Boola boola


  12. At least they got (one of?) the Grad Student Ghetto Window Peeper(s).


  13. Maybe its just me, Petunia, but I have a feeling this spoiled dumbass fratboys don’t have the problems of America weighing heavily on their minds…


  14. Has it occurred to some of the outraged here that the AAPD has plenty of experience with the GEEKS? They really are a law unto themselves and it’s very protective. That the AAPD doesn’t want to use precious manhours trying to convince a bunch of spoiled rotten, drunken kids to do what’s right doesn’t surprise me a bit. What does surprise me is that one of the boys is willing to break ranks to rat out another. It’ll be interesting to see if he goes through with it. Somehow I think not.


  15. It makes sense for the cops to not make a lot of effort to nail the frat scum. The problem is the double standard that the AAPD makes a lot of effort at busting street panhandlers and pot smokers at the Hash Bash.

    Like someone else wrote earlier, it’s all political. Busting petty street crime makes the voters think that the city is protecting them from smelly and obnoxious behavior… Wait… Aren’t drunken frats smelly and obnoxious?

    Aren’t frat brothers the leaders of tomorrow? Just look at George Bush!


  16. This story does get more amusing upon closer reading, I think. “We have more important crimes to pursue”? Illegally parked cars and students drinking quietly at parties: be warned, the AAPD is on to you.

    Also, I’m sure there’s no connection between the police decision to take no action and the student’s decision to pursue civil damages. God bless America.


  17. But wait… there’s more!

    Da Mayor hizzoner Hieftje has proposed that the city enforce “community standards” that would go after upholstered furniture on porches and trash (plastic cups) on front lawns.

    What next? Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!


  18. Um…did anyone look at the pictures with the story?

    “After all, the tri-fraternity melee that left most of DKE’s first floor windows broken…”

    The article states that like 16 or 17 windows were broken. Look at the pictures. Each standard window on the house was divided into around 16 smaller portions. The police reports obviously counted each portion (which is like one square foot) as a window. For a blog so skeptical of the Ann Arbor News, I’d expect a little more investigation. Sheesh.


  19. The article clearly says “most of the first floor windows,” and the picture shows only the front of the house, so it wasn’t that helpful.


  20. Can anyone tell me what the penalty for a first offense MIP is?