Wouldst Thou Like Some Lemonade?

Got $245? You too can see Old House Gardens’ proprietor speak at the Heirloom Gardening symposium in Colonial Williamsburg. (Speaking of which, are we the only one who, upon hearing reports that Williamsburg was becoming the hot new neighborhood, thought that hipsters were heading to Virginia en masse to re-enact scenes from colonial America?)

Also, we haven’t forgotten about the “Down on Main Street” contest. Send us your pick for best rewrite by Thursday.

11 Responses to “Wouldst Thou Like Some Lemonade?”


  1. I vote for the “Dixie” one (Down On Main Street).


  2. Against my better judgment I’ll vote for “Dixie” too. Stop the hatin’, man.


  3. I like the aplogy to Bukowski


  4. Dixie.


  5. they’re all good…I like the positive spin of “dixie” though.


  6. Dixie is teh R0×0r!


  7. I’ll vote for “Dixie” too.


  8. Although an author of one of the entries, I vote Dixie. It was clever, nicely done, and actually accurate when Main Street is at its best.


  9. Rebel yell out to “Dixie.”


  10. I agree with Anna.


  11. So what’s the prize, already?