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Wouldst Thou Like Some Lemonade?

Got $245? You too can see Old House Gardens’ proprietor speak at the Heirloom Gardening symposium in Colonial Williamsburg. (Speaking of which, are we the only one who, upon hearing reports that Williamsburg was becoming the hot new neighborhood, thought that hipsters were heading to Virginia en masse to re-enact scenes from colonial America?)

Also, we haven’t forgotten about the “Down on Main Street” contest. Send us your pick for best rewrite by Thursday.

11 Responses to “Wouldst Thou Like Some Lemonade?”


  1. I vote for the “Dixie” one (Down On Main Street).

    posted by David on January 27th, 2004 at 12:04 am e

  2. Against my better judgment I’ll vote for “Dixie” too. Stop the hatin’, man.

    posted by Francis on January 27th, 2004 at 12:49 am e

  3. I like the aplogy to Bukowski

    posted by the tingler on January 27th, 2004 at 1:54 pm e

  4. Dixie.

    posted by Biff on January 27th, 2004 at 8:02 pm e

  5. they’re all good…I like the positive spin of “dixie” though.

    posted by porcus on January 27th, 2004 at 9:01 pm e

  6. Dixie is teh R0×0r!

    posted by Icy Hot Stunta on January 27th, 2004 at 9:48 pm e

  7. I’ll vote for “Dixie” too.

    posted by Stive on January 28th, 2004 at 2:19 am e

  8. Although an author of one of the entries, I vote Dixie. It was clever, nicely done, and actually accurate when Main Street is at its best.

    posted by Anna on January 28th, 2004 at 9:43 am e

  9. Rebel yell out to “Dixie.”

    posted by YD on January 28th, 2004 at 11:51 pm e

  10. I agree with Anna.

    posted by Lexicalizator on January 29th, 2004 at 1:55 am e

  11. So what’s the prize, already?

    posted by Urban Explorer on January 30th, 2004 at 1:01 am e