ann arbor is overrated.

Craigslist carries an open letter to the “Nicolls [sic] Arboretum Bearded Masturbator.” A subsequent post, titled “It may be small, but i like to see my own” sounds like it should be on the same theme, but instead it’s the disturbed ramblings of someone who posted two fake “Missed Connections” in order to increase the number of posts on our admittedly pathetic local Craigslist. “Checking the detroit postings and seeing my two brand new entries excited me beyond regular contentment.” Now that’s sick.