As you may have but
As you may have but probably didn’t notice, we weren’t in Boston last weekend like we were supposed to be. That’s okay - things have been rather exciting around here. At least judging from Craigslist’s Missed Connections. One man vents his anger at “lots-of-excitement dudes like the ones who cook at Mongolian BBQ” - they “have been stealing all [his] girlfriends.” In his experience, women consistently prefer to date “fucking dudes named Kelly who wear Tevas all year.”
But another post suggests that Zingerman’s employees may actually be the ones to watch out for. One poster “[has] a huge crush on” a Zingerman’s employee who “look[s] like one of my exes when he used to be hot.”
This is starting to read like the Zagat’s Guide of Ann Arbor restaurant employee attractiveness. Anyone have any other listings?