Commie High graduation (at which
Commie High graduation (at which each student was allowed to speak) by the numbers:
Instrumental Red Hot Chili Peppers covers: 1
Maya Angelou poems: 2
Shel Silverstein poems: 2
Girls in suits: 2
Girls in sparkly winged costumes: 1
Girls crying during their speeches: 3
Guys in black button-down shirts: 5
Students in graduation regalia of various colors, even though it wasn’t required: ~10
Mentions of working at Zingerman’s: 1
Note that these numbers are all lower bounds, based on the part of the ceremony we watched on public access. What, you thought we had time to sit around all day and find things to make fun of about A2?