It’s crime as it could
It’s crime as it could happen only in A2 - a car vandalized with the misspelled name of a hippie alternative-education school. From the Ann Arbor News police log:
An Ann Arbor woman told city police Wednesday her car was damaged by vandals who egged it and smeared it with ketchup and mustard.…
Written in ketchup on the truck was “Stiener,” possibly referring to the Rudolph [sic] Steiner Lower School of Ann Arbor, located adjacent to the victim’s property on Newport Road.
Ex-Weathermen and Dylan fans will be disappointed that the vandals didn’t take any of the car’s handles.