Normally, the Every Three Weekly
Normally, the Every Three Weekly is not merely unrepentant, but downright snotty, about being an Onion ripoff. But here they get it right, in a story about the long abandoned Olga’s building on the corner of State and Washington:
“No way, man,” councilman Jake Rollins said. “We can’t just put something in there. It has to sit empty as a depressing reminder of how goddamn much everything in this city costs, especially rent. What, next you’re going to tell us we should find something to fill in the Pinball Pete’s on State and Packard that’s been sitting empty for five years?”