ann arbor is overrated.

Thanks to a neat new tool, we can now find out the conclusive truth about Ann Arbor, as told by Google:

• ann arbor is an attractive town of more than 100
• ann arbor is a charming town served by the best western executive plaza
• ann arbor is for lovers
• ann arbor is never a problem
• ann arbor is within easy driving distance from all of southeastern michigan and parts of northwestern ohio
• ann arbor is $39 plus tip
• ann arbor is getting too expensive for many people
• ann arbor is boston minus a self

Despite what you’re probably thinking, Ann Arbor Sucks did not write that last one. Unfortunately.

In comparison, let’s see what the Web has to say about Madison:

• madison is a beautiful city situated on an isthmus between two spectacular lakes
• madison is home to the world
• madison is a cute girlfriend
• madison is an upscale escort and massage expert
• madison is in need of a loving home in ct

From this we see that Madison is sexier than Ann Arbor, although occasionally prone to wanderlust.

And Boston?

• boston is heartbreak