Welcome to Ann Arbor Sucks,

Welcome to Ann Arbor Sucks, the Web’s main source for examining and quantifying the off-the-charts suckiness of this seemingly harmless little Midwestern college town.

After living here about nine months, I feel that I’m ideally qualified to report on the lameness of Ann Arbor (or A^2, if you’re one of those locals who insists on this cutesy, gag-inducing nickname. That’s pronounced “A squared.”) Why? I’ve been around just long enough to absorb the soulless, yuppified, no-fun atmosphere, but not long enough to forget why these things are wrong.

2 Responses to “Welcome to Ann Arbor Sucks,”


  1. Hey loser! If you hate Ann Arbor so much, why don't you fuckn' move? You probably spend so much of your time on this lame site that you don't have any left to actually seek out the interesting and cool parts of this city. I can't believe you actually spend your time doing this…you must be really bored. Get a life. Oh yeah, before you call me a hypocrite for even being on here, I thought this was a news article about Ann Arbor. Big mistake. Once again I have to listen to another whining bitch who blames, of all things, a town, for his own unhappiness.By the way…Is your name Jeff?


  2. If you read this site, you will see that I live in Ann Arbor in order to attend grad school at a world-class university.

    best,
    a.a.i.o.